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Get real-time insights from all types of time series data with InfluxDB. Ingest, query, and analyze billions of data points in real-time with unbounded cardinality.
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  • fake-git-history

    Discontinued Generate Git commits.

  • There’s a project for that and it’s even easier than letting a cron job run. You can literally edit the past. here it is you devious monkeys ;)

  • SparkleShare

    Share and collaborate by syncing with any Git repository instantly. Linux, macOS, and Windows.

  • InfluxDB

    Power Real-Time Data Analytics at Scale. Get real-time insights from all types of time series data with InfluxDB. Ingest, query, and analyze billions of data points in real-time with unbounded cardinality.

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  • gitfiti

    abusing github commit history for the lulz

  • Just turn your git history into pixel art

  • InterfaceExport

    Interface extraction tool for World of Warcraft

  • $ git remote -v orgin https://github.com/Gethe/InterfaceExport.git (fetch) orgin https://github.com/Gethe/InterfaceExport.git (push)

  • github-contributions-generator

    A Go script that makes your GitHub contribution activity panel look awesome! Display a message !

  • Why not simply generate commits retroactively, maybe print out an image for the nice recruiters? :)

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