Let’s come up with some features for a horrible programming language

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  • es6-features

    ECMAScript 6: Feature Overview & Comparison

  • QBatch

    A quick, useful, batch file interpreter for windows. (by TheRealMichaelWang)

  • Dude, stop giving me 7th grade flashbacks: nasty ass language me and some friends made in 7th

  • InfluxDB

    Power Real-Time Data Analytics at Scale. Get real-time insights from all types of time series data with InfluxDB. Ingest, query, and analyze billions of data points in real-time with unbounded cardinality.

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  • vigil

    Vigil, the eternal morally vigilant programming language

  • Reminded me of https://github.com/munificent/vigil

  • LuciLang

    a hellish programming language that compiles to JavaScript&NodeJS

  • lucilang

  • Enterprise

    🦄 The Enterprise™ programming language

  • Enterprise https://github.com/joaomilho/Enterprise has got you covered. Short extract from the README:

  • BS

    Implementation of the BS language as created by Mark Rendle at BuildStuff.lt 2014. Refer to this repo for information and canonical list of language features

  • This is whatBS Lang is for

  • eximel

    esoteric programming language interpreter for eXiMeL

  • What have you made me do?

  • SaaSHub

    SaaSHub - Software Alternatives and Reviews. SaaSHub helps you find the best software and product alternatives

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