I have nothing funny to say here. My boss asked me to "understand what's going on in this class". Wish me luck guys...

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  • FizzBuzz Enterprise Edition

    FizzBuzz Enterprise Edition is a no-nonsense implementation of FizzBuzz made by serious businessmen for serious business purposes.

  • https://github.com/EnterpriseQualityCoding/FizzBuzzEnterpriseEdition bless

  • ArnoldC

    Arnold Schwarzenegger based programming language

  • This is giving me ArnoldC vibes

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    Power Real-Time Data Analytics at Scale. Get real-time insights from all types of time series data with InfluxDB. Ingest, query, and analyze billions of data points in real-time with unbounded cardinality.

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  • .NET Runtime

    .NET is a cross-platform runtime for cloud, mobile, desktop, and IoT apps.

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